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Triumphant Return of the Pet Rock
Originally published Friday April, 8th 2005
Carlton is Born, Build your own. follow these step by step instructions.
Contributors: Stevil (Featured image), Graham (Featured image), Stevil (Copywriting), Graham (Copywriting)
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