Annual
Report

The Axis of Stevil

Circa 2026Plate 1 · The Cover

To Our
Shareholders

Original, genuine Axis of Stevil content was invented for this domain and has been in the market since 2005.

We are proud to report that random insanity has remained at the finest status, and that every work on record remains in active service.

Stevil

Founded
2005
Weekly issues
102
Works on record
511

Plate 2 · Letter to Shareholders

Earnings Calls

The Axis of Stevil reports its results, twenty years late. Each call covers a quarter of the works on file, read to shareholders by the Chief Financial Officer, with the exhibits in your packet.

Calls released
3
Quarters reported
2
Minutes on record
35
The latest call · Q2 '05, Part 1 Two Birds, One Stone Released November 9, 2026Next call Monday, November 16 Give it a listen
The Axis of Stevil Show Every call Plate 11 · The Axis of Stevil Show

Report of the Divisions

DivisionWorksMost recently filed
Publications 126 Ewe Asked For ItWar Czar FunPan Seared Hash
Featured Steves 37 Steve TroxlerStephen MinnesotaSteven Wozniak
Words 46 ProfluentNevusMyopic
Ask Stevil 51 Do you think the recently fired veteran radio personality has been treated fairly?What are your thoughts on the Oscar races?If I have my name legally changed to Steven can I be part of the AXIS?
Comics 101 It's Karthy!Marvel Us 05.04.07Marvel Us 05.02.07
Letters 8 Thurston's Log 05.08.06Thurston's Log 04.19.06Thurston's Log 01.25.06
Flash 16 Carlton vs. CartonsDJ Ballmer Fresh Sound BoardSmash
Extras 126 Blazin StevilThe Axis of St. PatricksEnough Is Enough
Total511

Plate 12 · Report of the Divisions

Quarterly Results

12005 Q1
122005 Q2
132005 Q3
112005 Q4
122006 Q1
132006 Q2
132006 Q3
112006 Q4
102007 Q1
62007 Q2
Weekly issues released each quarter, on the Monday, Wednesday and Friday cadence. Each year opens in red.
  1. Porkstock Karthy BusMay 14, 2007
  2. Ewe Asked For AllahMay 7, 2007
  3. Marvelis VenomanApr 30, 2007
  4. LearinApr 23, 2007
  5. Blazin StevilApr 16, 2007
  6. Darker UsApr 9, 2007
  7. Every issue on record 102

Plate 13 · Quarterly Results

Random Audit

Any work on record may be pulled for inspection at any time.

Begin an audit and a work is pulled at random from the 511 on file and opened in full. Pull another whenever you are ready; nothing is pulled twice until every work has been seen. End the audit at any time and stay with the work in front of you.

511 works on file · 2005–2007 · Odds of any one work: 1 in 511

Begin the audit

Plate 14 · Random Audit