Resistentialism

Originally published Wednesday February, 8th 2006

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“resistentialism”

rezis-‘ten-chê-li-zêm; n.

  1. The theory that inanimate objects demonstrate hostile behavior against us.

“The body of resistentialism activist, James Finley, was found murdered, next to a box of q-tips, in his apartment this morning.”

resistentialism

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